Just in case you think I only watch (and mock way too much) US politics, this is where we’re at in sunny Britain.
LibDem leader speaking:
On Labour: “They are a zombie government, a cross between Shaun of the Dead and I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue.
On Conservatives: “Cameron’s hope is to become the Andrex puppy of British politics. A cuddly symbol, perhaps, but fundamentally irrelevant to the product he’s promoting.”
Bear in mind this is the LibDems we’re talking about. Many, many years of do-nothing behind them, so I guess they should know. 3 leaders in the last 3 years – really? And who’s the one now? I’m pretty sure not many know. Just like they wouldn’t know what LibDems stood for.
But now, Nick Clegg says, that’s all set to change.
And he may be right, it’s all so wierd here. Three Labour MPs gone and counting, just in the last few days.
Such high drama.