Jesus on a freaking pogo stick! Sick to death of the show and I haven’t even seen it.
What’s with the mass big sell, Britain? Is it the Second Coming? Is it going to teach me a life lesson that I would never, ever, get elsewhere? Would there be dire consequences if I, Heaven forbid, miss a second of its brilliant marvellousness? Hmmm?
Eff off, to put it nicely.
Lesson of the Day: Hype Everywhere Can Annoy People.